Unloved Pervert

You knew I’d follow up “Something Old” with “Something New”, didn’t you? Indeed…

There is someone new who inspires lurid thoughts within me… she is no one I will ever be with, for various reasons, but in the playground of my mind, those reasons vanish!

She is tall and has an ample bosom… a pretty face… and can be seductive if she dares to be.

She inspires lurid thoughts in the Unloved Pervert’s mind!! But alas, she is a “good girl” and would never do the things she does in this devious brain of mine…

…things like seductively striptease for me down to only a t-shirt and panties… her body moving in a rhythm that gives me the overwhelming desire to fuck the shit out of her….

I would love to corner her against a wall and ravenously grope her bouncing breasts through that flimsy t-shirt… as one hand moved down between her legs…. I’d love to look into her eyes as I gently fingered her clit through her silk panties….

It wouldn’t be long before the shirt came off and those incredible breasts were finally revealed fully… I would turn my full attention to them, staring at them, taking them in… I’d slowly grope them and notice how they hung and fell as I let go of them. I would play with them for ages, suckling them, passionately licking at them…

But soon I’d need more, and I’d slide my hands down to her waist, and rid her of those annoying panties.

Then, as they fell to the ground, so would I, though my hands would never leave her breasts. As they continued to grope and knead, my mouth would be headed one place.

I imagine her bush to be untrimmed and unexplored… but not for long. As my hands continued their magic upstairs, I would gently part her legs with my face and send my tongue to her waiting twat.

And I would lick and sop her up as if she were a melting ice cream cone… her back resting against the wall behind her as she struggled to lower her pussy further, deeper, into my mouth… I’d let her slide down to the ground, lying on her back as I wrapped my arms around her legs and went down on that juicy pussy for ages…

Then out comes the cock.

I’d straddle her, positioning myself at her chest, and I’d put those beautiful breasts to work, sliding my cock between them. I’d be so excited, that it wouldn’t be long before she’d receive a surprise….

I would grope and paw those breasts, sliding my cock between them quickly and with force… and soon my cock would unload on her unexpecting face…

I know the first shot would take her by surprise, and she would close her eyes hard as she felt the warm semen hit her face. But there would be more where that came from, as I unleashed rope upon rope of loving come at her face and neck. Soon a pool of semen would run down her neck and face, into her hair, as she would cautiously open her eyes and I would slowly bring myself to a stop.

I’d then dismount her and lie beside her… looking into the eyes of someone who just had their first taste of sexual experimentation… I’d look at the come running down her face and ask, “Did you like that?”

And her reply would be only a weary nod accompanied by a “God, yes…”

A few days ago, I was wondering where this blog may take me, in the long run. If it catches on amongst people, I would truly enjoy that. And I began to think more and more eclectic and absurdist thoughts. What if I become a minor celebrity of sorts? Believe me, I don’t expect anything of the sort to happen, but occasionally it is enjoyable to ponder extravagant scenarios.

What if I were to attend private sex parties as the Unloved Pervert? The mask I publish on my profile has always been intended to see the light someday. I have an outfit planned, and have from very early on. It all came to me very naturally.

I would be in a hooded cloak. The mask would cover my face while the hood was sort of formfitting and part of the cloak in one continuous piece. The cloak would flow to the ground, and naturally, would have a convenient fly. Sleeves with attached gloves would be a part of the cloak. In my mind, it all looks very sleek and nice!

I think such a concept is an erotic one. Is anonymity sexy? Is it particularly interesting to imagine yourself at a party with the Unloved Pervert, couples participating in sex play all around… and slowly, gently, reaching in to take out his cock, as his expressionless mask nods at you in agreement? Would you let such a stranger, who could truly be anyone, place you at his feet on your knees, as he takes your hands to his cock, and his hand over yours, begins to show you the right speed and intensity with which to pump his life juices out?

Would you let this anonymous engorged cock explode onto your face, with ejaculation after ejaculation of thick white come?

Would you?

It’s merely an extravagant idea; no more, no less.

But isn’t that how all great things start out?

–UP

Welcome to the first post of the comeback trail, in which I strive to give you new material from my demented mind…

If you’ve read the old posts, you’ve read me talk about my coworker Crystal, and how I want to fuck the shit out of her. In the past, I lamented that I didn’t have too many women in my life to fantasize about, and that Crystal was the main one.

Well, I’m proud to report there have been some additions to the roster.

Amber came to work with us. Amber is a short redhead with puppy dog eyes. It didn’t take me long to become smitten.

Naturally, she has a boyfriend. But for the purpose of my interest, who cares?

It didn’t take me long to imagine Amber’s lips wrapped around my cock, with her big doe-eyes looking up at me. Many a night has ended with me exploding into my shorts over THAT little fantasy… unfortunately it’s only a fantasy, just my shorts, and not her mouth.

What I wouldn’t give to fuck that angel’s mouth, suck on her tits and eat her pussy. I want to fuck that girl until she’s absolutely exhausted, and then fuck her some more, as she can only whimper, “Nooo…”

Not rape, you understand. No fun in that. I’m just talking about fucking until exhaustion. A merry pasttime if there ever WAS one!

I’d so love to turn her on. To lap up her wet pussy as she looked down at me with those huge eyes. To bury my face between her legs until her entire body convulsed around me.

Ah, but it isn’t to be. Or is it? 2007 is a new year; maybe she’ll shed the trappings of her old life and boyfriend and hop on the Unloved Pervert train (literally)?

One can only hope.

And this doesn’t even address the sex I’d love to instigate between Crystal and Amber, which is certainly a post for another time….

–UP

Never could figure out how to post pictures before. Enjoy.

–UP

So last night I lie in bed intending to head off to dreamland, but first I had some business I wanted to take care of.

 Business of the mastubatory kind.

So, as they often do, my thoughts turned to Crystal. [Please note, I have mentioned Crystal a time or two before– scan past entries and have a look]

I am fairly bland and don’t branch out much in my mastubatory fantasies. There’s not a cast of thousands up there, only a key few. Crystal is a key player. Maybe the most frequent player in the past year; that’s probably true.

So as I lie in bed, penis growing in stature, I imagined actually getting to have a lot of fun with Crystal.

Sure, in reality, Crystal is in a relationship, is not anyone I would seriously date, and no one I would ever want to marry… but I sure do want to fuck her. On paper, anyway. In my mind, I don’t want to fuck someone I don’t have a relationship with, but that is neither here nor there… when I think with my cock, I definitely want to fuck Crystal. Fuck her silly.

So I began to think about that. I thought about how we might be compatible sexually, and how I could bring her some incredible orgasms (it goes that way in my mind, anyway). So I laid back and thought about that…

I get a lot of fulfillment out of fulfilling others. Just how I am. So to fantacize about fingerbanging the shit out of Crystal and making her scream with delight… it was a great fantasy for me. Thinking about getting to grope and fondle her nubile naked body, to feel her in my arms as she came…

 …well. It was quite the imagining. Of course it can’t adequately be conveyed here.

But as I was pounding my cock, I erupted like I hadn’t in a long time. My head left the pillow, slammed back down, left the pillow again, slammed down, left, slammed, left, slammed… truly intense orgasms make me do that.

As my hand slowed down, I let out a long sigh. God, that was good. God, Crystal is so hot. Not even super-traditionally hot, but she’s so my type physically. Man, I want her so bad.

These days, I only see her about three times a week, but when I do get to take her in, my thoughts always turn carnal.

It’s nice to have a fantasy girl like that.

Maybe I’ll make you come some day for real, Crystal.

I regret to inform the readers that I have not been all that daring in my sexual exploits. I would like this to change in the next relationship, but won’t go crazy if it doesn’t.

About as daring as I ever got was to have my dick sucked in the back of my car in a public parking lot in late evening. And in my backyard.

Fairly mundane events to be sure, but I always had my mind on other slighly riskier exploits.

I wanted to get head in a mall bathroom… in an elevator at work… in a public park at night… I like the idea of it being outdoors in a not-so-secluded area… hell, maybe even while waiting for drive-thru food. Imagine being a Wendy’s window operator, and opening the window to hand the driver a bag, and his girl’s face is in his lap… extra ranch dressing sir?

All entertaining notions to be sure.

One thing I definitely wanted to do was fuck in a store after it was closed, and take plenty of pictures. Of course, without working in the store, it wouldn’t be too easy a task. The *wronger* the location, the more interesting, fun, and arousing it would be. Like for example, some bar, not that exciting, but McDonald’s playground, AWESOME. Ha ha.

So maybe I’ll get to do such things some day. But if not, I’m certain I’ll find more than one way to have fun.

Tonight I had the random thought that I’d like to fuck a girl with a nice solid green banana. Random, yes, but fruit is good for you…

–UP

I’ve never been in a situation where I got to watch another couple have sex (except on video of course), but I have to admit, the idea is hot.

I’d definitely like to watch a couple go to down. It would be a turn on to watch it all.

Also hot is the concept of another girl (only a girl though) watching me and a girlfriend have sex. Never been in THAT situation either. But it’s a turn on as a concept. As with most hot concepts, in real life, it’s probably more awkward than hot.

But it’s something to think and fantasize about. It’s common to be a situation where you and a girlfriend are secretly fooling around discreetly in a situation where others are around. I’ve been in that situation, but the third party wasn’t witnessing anything. But given the right circumstances, I think it could be very hot.

Maybe even with them taking pictures of us. An appointed photographer. That could be fun. For some reason I feel like I’d enjoy having my hypothetical girlfriend’s friend watch us fuck.

Of course, that’s not too far removed from me fucking my girlfriend and her friend together… but that naturally, is going to end up being very awkward in a reality setting. So it’s a rather dangerous road to go down. I’m pretty milquetoast– I don’t even like my FANTASIES to get TOO fantastic. I try to keep them SOMEWHAT realistic.

But sometimes my thoughts get pretty left field for a plainjane guy like myself. I’ve thought about a different kind of threesome… taking an ex girlfriend in her mouth while her current boyfriend takes her doggie style. And let’s top it all off with some kind of toy in her butt. Always been fairly interested in triple-penetration. The concept of a girl getting taken in every hole at once… very stimulating…

These are likely all things I won’t experience in my monogamistic world. But they’re nice to THINK about.