Unloved Pervert

Just so the readers know, I should mention a few things about me so that I’m not misunderstood.

First off, I’m not looking for “hookups”. Granted, I am very much in search of a woman, but not as a one-night thing. Pervert though I may be, I want to be a pervert in a committed relationship. Just in case anyone wanted to know. :p

I’ve always thought the sexiest women were quiet and demure in real life, and purely monogamous, but also total sluts in the bedroom. But sluts ONLY for their man.

So yeah, that’s me. Not that I write these missives in hopes of merely finding that evasive woman, I also hope for people to get something out of my words. Enjoyment, arousal, something.

Maybe this blog shall catch on someday. We shall see.

–UP

So, tonight, listless, bored, and depressed, I decided to stop at a porn store, see if anything caught my fancy.

This particular establishment was rather low rent. I decided on a whim to buy a $5 ticket to the “theatre” part. I’d been to one of these before with a girlfriend, but never alone. And never to this particular one. I had no idea what to expect. The dude behind the counter told me that he thought I’d have the place all to myself.

 Like he was hinting that I could jerk off.

That wasn’t in the plan.

Especially not after I saw the place. There was a nice sized screen, but it was not a “theater” by ANY means. It was like a beat-up crappy condition “room”… with 4 futons, 8 ottomans, and a chair. And we’re talking “look like they’ve been rescued from the dumpster” level condition, except all the ottomans matched…

 Oh, and there were 3 condom wrappers on the floor. Nice, huh? CLASSY!

And in a weird coincidence (plan?) all the furniture was black. I guess they wanted the white stains to be extra-visible?

So yeah, it was a classy, CLASSY place.

So I chose the least dirty of the seats (this ottoman was at least of a plasticky type, so any stains could be wiped off), and sat down and watched the porn on screen.

It was fairly amusing and fairly good. It wasn’t a “story”, it was just a series of girls talking about how much they loved a guy to come inside them and have it drip out when they were done. It was extremely scripted and made me laugh for the wrong reasons at times. But it was pretty good in parts, so it wasn’t bad.

So it was a lot of me sitting rather bored in the corner alone in this filthy room watching porn.

I thought it would be really funny if someone I knew walked in. I thought about that. And I wondered what would happen if someone else walked in, some couple or just some guy. But no one came in. Except the owner, after a good hour (yes, I was sitting there for over an hour…I had nothing going on). I could hear him sweeping up outside the room, and he peeped in to see if I was still there I guess. He asked if I wanted the lights out. I told him they were fine.

Wow, this was a skeezy enough place as it was, I didn’t want the lights out too.

Awhile after that, once the movie’s 4th girl got past the scripted blowjob scene, I decided I’d had enough of the boredom.

All in all, it was an interesting experience, and I would try out the “theater” at some other place in the future if I was listless enough.

You’d think I could have at least watched some couple go at it a few yards from me. Afraid not. A rather mundane experience all in all.

Oh well, five bucks is only five bucks.

I regret to inform the readers that I have not been all that daring in my sexual exploits. I would like this to change in the next relationship, but won’t go crazy if it doesn’t.

About as daring as I ever got was to have my dick sucked in the back of my car in a public parking lot in late evening. And in my backyard.

Fairly mundane events to be sure, but I always had my mind on other slighly riskier exploits.

I wanted to get head in a mall bathroom… in an elevator at work… in a public park at night… I like the idea of it being outdoors in a not-so-secluded area… hell, maybe even while waiting for drive-thru food. Imagine being a Wendy’s window operator, and opening the window to hand the driver a bag, and his girl’s face is in his lap… extra ranch dressing sir?

All entertaining notions to be sure.

One thing I definitely wanted to do was fuck in a store after it was closed, and take plenty of pictures. Of course, without working in the store, it wouldn’t be too easy a task. The *wronger* the location, the more interesting, fun, and arousing it would be. Like for example, some bar, not that exciting, but McDonald’s playground, AWESOME. Ha ha.

So maybe I’ll get to do such things some day. But if not, I’m certain I’ll find more than one way to have fun.

Tonight I had the random thought that I’d like to fuck a girl with a nice solid green banana. Random, yes, but fruit is good for you…

–UP

One sexual aspect of me that I’m fairly proud of (as strange as that sounds) is that I come a LOT. By that I don’t mean “often”, although I’m not too bad at that either… but what I mean is, when I come, there’s a LOT of come shooting from my dick. Maybe that’s why I love coming on a girl’s face; because there’s so much of it and it’s almost an absurdity… I don’t know, really. But it’s always sorta felt like a pat on the back in the past when I would be coming in a girl’s mouth and she couldn’t keep up her intake with my output. I felt strangely proud of that. LOL. But when I come, I shoot nice thick ropes of semen. It’s always been disappointing to me in porno, where some guy will come on a girl’s face and maybe two tiny drops will fall out. That’s not very hot. I know these guys have to fuck on command, but man, come on. Maybe I should have gone into porn. Ha. So I don’t know why I’m able to do that, but it’s definitely been confirmed with the girls I’ve been with that I do. And dammit, I may as well be proud of that. Ha ha! –UP

I’ve never been in a situation where I got to watch another couple have sex (except on video of course), but I have to admit, the idea is hot.

I’d definitely like to watch a couple go to down. It would be a turn on to watch it all.

Also hot is the concept of another girl (only a girl though) watching me and a girlfriend have sex. Never been in THAT situation either. But it’s a turn on as a concept. As with most hot concepts, in real life, it’s probably more awkward than hot.

But it’s something to think and fantasize about. It’s common to be a situation where you and a girlfriend are secretly fooling around discreetly in a situation where others are around. I’ve been in that situation, but the third party wasn’t witnessing anything. But given the right circumstances, I think it could be very hot.

Maybe even with them taking pictures of us. An appointed photographer. That could be fun. For some reason I feel like I’d enjoy having my hypothetical girlfriend’s friend watch us fuck.

Of course, that’s not too far removed from me fucking my girlfriend and her friend together… but that naturally, is going to end up being very awkward in a reality setting. So it’s a rather dangerous road to go down. I’m pretty milquetoast– I don’t even like my FANTASIES to get TOO fantastic. I try to keep them SOMEWHAT realistic.

But sometimes my thoughts get pretty left field for a plainjane guy like myself. I’ve thought about a different kind of threesome… taking an ex girlfriend in her mouth while her current boyfriend takes her doggie style. And let’s top it all off with some kind of toy in her butt. Always been fairly interested in triple-penetration. The concept of a girl getting taken in every hole at once… very stimulating…

These are likely all things I won’t experience in my monogamistic world. But they’re nice to THINK about.

Longer entries will come soon, I promise, but this one is very brief.

I find it unfair that girls can be super hot and not yet legal. It’s just not fair! It’s like releasing a fantastic movie that no one is allowed to watch. Although I guess there will always be people that find a way to watch them. Ah well. Just annoying is all.

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I kinda miss the days of knowing a lot of girls who I secretly wanted to fuck.

At points in my past, I had things for several girls around me all at once, usually having one-sided crushes on 3 or 4 girls at a time.

Seems like the number of girls I know overall is decreasing, which is causing the “number of girls I know whom I like to fantasize about” to dwindle as well.

Kinda sad. I miss being surrounded by hotties.

In my life now, I can really only think of one girl right now I like to fantasize about. One girl that isn’t an ex, anyway. One is a sad number. It’s not like that’s the number of girls I have a shot with. That’s the number I don’t even have a shot with, but fantasize about anyway. Lame.

I need to be surrounded by more hot girls. Oh well.

By the way, the girl I AM into will no doubt be mentioned on here from time to time. I’ve decided to refer to her as Crystal for anonymity purposes.

But that’s an entry for another time…

–UP

I actually went this long not really realizing how many “adult-related” blogs there were out there. In my defense, I’ve never read all that many blogs, adult-oriented or not, so I just didn’t know. Last night I listed mine on three adult-blog search engines, and looked at some examples of what was already linked from there.

 It was an interesting experience for sure! I was rewarded with some great photos (ha ha), and was very interested to learn there are at least a few blogs like mine out there, where pretty normal and average people just share their musings on sex.

Wonderful! Very interesting.

So it’s definitely a whole new world, but one I’m happy to explore. I hope people end up finding my writings interesting as well.

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People are different. Take sleep for example. People like to sleep differently. Some people sleep in pajamas. Some sleep in a t-shirt and underwear. Some sleep naked. Some sleep under 57 blankets. Some sleep on their back. Some on their side. Some like to sleep sitting up in a chair. There are many, many different options.

Sex is no different. Everyone has things they like, and things they don’t like as much, and things they would prefer not do. It’s just another aspect of personal taste.

My tastes are by no means extreme, but they are not 1950s-level traditional either.

The personal preference of mine that is probably the most untraditional is the fact that I’m not a big fan of “insert penis into vagina” sex. I’m not a fan.

Mainly because I refuse to even come remotely close to impregnating anyone. I could wear a condom, and she could use her own birth control, but there’s still that rare chance, plus sensations would be diminished. So because of that, it’s an avenue that I never really went down. I’ve done it before, but personally, I found it less enjoyable than other things to do, so that in addition to the fact that I wasn’t willing to get anyone pregnant, left it an option that just wasn’t all that thrilling.

My thought is that a girl can do more with her mouth or even her hand than she can with her vagina. So to me, it just goes without saying that I can get a more intense feeling from oral. So I always prefer that.

And as for a woman getting hers, well, I definitely have more control over my fingers and hand than my penis, so I’m a big fan of the fingerbang. And the girls I unleashed it on became really big fans as well.

So since I could make a girl experience better orgasms through fingering, and because I got so much more physically out of a blowjob than traditional penis/vagina sex, I just find little use for it. But that’s just me.

Just one of many personal preferences. So what else do I like?

In the “doing to” department… fingering is great, because you can up the intensity. Usually it’s not long before one finger becomes two, but depending on the partner, you may be able to step it up from there for added effect. Once you’re fucking a girl with four of your fingers at once, you’re likely to get quite the reaction. In my experience anyway. And if the positioning, mood, and partner is right, maybe while those four fingers are being inserted into her pussy, your thumb might penetrate her anus. But obviously that’s something you don’t do until you’re sure of the reception you’ll get.

I also love really manhandling a girl’s breasts. The squishier the better, although any breasts are good breasts. Suckle, twist, and tug at nipples. In my (albeit limited) experience, girls’ nipples are fantastic pleasure sensors, and alternating between pleasure and slight pain usually produces interesting results. I love to kneed breasts like dough. Squish and fondle them in my hands. That in conjunction to suckling and tugging on nipples makes for a good time for all.

I also like a lot of tongue kissing during my play. And hair pulling, if they’re into that. Not just tugging at hair, but getting a good grip on a handful of hair. I’ve gotten fantastic results with that.

I enjoy going down on a girl too. But I prefer a girl to be very shaved, personally. I guess for me, the more shaved, the better. Just my personal taste.

As for what I like done to me?

I need head. I need a lot of head. Your tongue and lips on my dick as much as possible. Personally, I think I’m pretty easily pleased that way. I like my girls to be somewhat submissive. I love coming in a girl’s mouth, and I love her swallowing. I love feeling like she NEEDS my come and wants as much as she can get. I also love coming ON a girl. I absolutely LOVE coming on a girl’s face. Especially if she’s on her knees in front of me after a blowjob, wanting to be showered in my come. I love for her to keep the come on her face as long as possible. I want to feel like she loves it. There’s little more attractive to me than a girl on her knees in front of me with my come on her face and in her hair. And if she wears glasses, keep the glasses on. Not only will it save your eyes from burning, but I love the visual.

But sometimes you need a little diversity, and I have to say I also love unloading on a girl’s tits. Titfucking is certainly nice, if your lady brings large enough breasts to the table. Sliding your dick between a girl’s heaving breasts is certainly a fun experience. Shooting all over her neck region and watching the come run down her breasts is certainly fantastic.

I’m definitely into groping, and will grope and kneed a girl’s ass just as I would her breasts. These hands love to explore. Give me something to squeeze and grab hold of.

Something I also find hot is the somewhat dominating act of fucking a girl’s mouth. Not so much a blowjob as having your girl keep her lips tightly wrapped around your cock while you use your hips to fuck her mouth like you would any other hole. This goes well with getting a handful of hair and tugging; if she has a ponytail or pigtails, all the better. If your girl is at all submissive, this is a nice “gentle” way to make her feel a lack of control. When you come, finish in her mouth, or on her face. Excellent.

I’m just one guy, no more special than anyone else. This is just what I personally like to do during sexual relations. People are different.

My taste in girls is “somewhat” traditional, but definitely somewhat left of center too. The girls on the cover of Maxim, Stuff, and FHM typically turn me on rather than leave me cold, but some fit my bill more than others.

I personally like girls to be chubbier than what society deems “right”. It’s hard to put a number on it, but I would say add twenty to forty pounds to your typical Maxim girl, and we’re more in my preference level. Girls with bellies are nice. I like squishiness. Not just in boobs and butts. I am definitely not into the “I can count your ribs” look. Gross. I like my girls to look and feel soft. Don’t be so afraid of eating, girls. Society sucks, don’t listen to it.

Personally, I’m very into glasses. Especially the thick, black-rimmed variety. Just a personal quirk.

Pigtails are a huge weakness. They are my Kryptonite.

Two-colored hair is a plus. I’ve just always liked that. By this, I mean, like a girl with black hair and blonde bangs or something. It’s cool.

I prefer raven-haired girls over blondes, but have known some girls who look fantastic blonde too. So I can’t rule anything out, but I would say black hair is a definite preference.

I like big tits as much as the next guy, but have to say there’s a “ceiling” they shouldn’t go past… by that I mean, girls with a 72″ bust just look like absolute freaks and aren’t a turnon. I don’t know where the cap would fall, but probably in the 40s…

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

These are by no means “necessary attributes”, but they’re things I definitely like. But the great thing about women is their different varieties. There exist women in the world with NONE of these attributes I love, and I love them and find them super-hot too. So it’s by no-means an all-inclusive list. Don’t get sad, ladies.

Hi. I’m the Unloved Pervert, and I’ll be your host.

This is just a blog in which I wax philosophically (and not-so-philosophically) about sex, girls, and the lack thereof. Readers should bring a degree of intelligence to the table, as this blog will be slightly more philosophical than your typical “porn blog”.

That said, I hope it finds an audience. If you end up reading and liking this blog on a regular basis, feel free to email me at unlovedpervert-AT-hotmail-DOT-COM. I’m always interested in hearing from like-minded people, especially females. I have trouble finding girls who think along the same lines as me, so if you like what you read here, drop me a line, and prove girls like you exist. Oh, and while you’re at it, prove you’re not spam.

Many of the posts will be somewhat random, but all will be sexual in nature. It should not be read by those under 18. That said, I hope you enjoy.

As for me, and who I am, I’m just another single guy out there in his twenties. I have a few longterm relationships under my belt, but have been without significant other for about a year now. I am a somewhat intelligent college graduate, and am rather disappointed at how “dumb” a lot of pornography out there is. But I do fully admit to being perverted, at least in minor ways. Which you will find out as the entries increase. I’m really pretty plain and harmless though. I like the phrase “Pervert With A Heart of Gold”, myself. Like I said, I’m just a semi-intelligent guy who likes to talk about sexual things. And I hope to find semi-intelligent readers who like to read said things and give insightful replies. Here’s hoping.

So I hope you like what we have here. Enjoy.

–UP